Adam needs his go-go juice
I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted.
Seeing something on the internet I wasn’t prepared for.
I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
Watching some white girl twerk.
When some old lady has to get the exact change while I am standing in line!
My reaction when something major happens.
When someone tells me to calm down.
This is — This is terribly uncomfortable.
How I feel when I see my ex walk in with someone new.
How I feel when my mom calls.